Here is the fish of my brother Raul ;-)

We interrupt this blog to bring you useful phrases that you might need to use in your travels. These phrases are in a multitude of languages, and have served us well at one time or another. Use them at your own peril * evil laugh*

To use in the Arctic Circle in Norway during a heat wave in December:

Hvor i helvete er snø
Which means : Where the fuck is the snow?

To use in Croatia if your friend Tracey is shopping again:

Ne dopustite Tracey potrošiti više novca!
Which means: Don't let Tracey spend any more money!

To use to get free champagne on a cruise ship in Italy if you were Spanish:

Me casare con ousted de tomar fotografiss de mi salto
Which means: I will marry you if you take pictures of me jumping.

To use in a pharmacy in Rome, but you must whisper it:

Mia moglie è stitico. Abbiamo bisogno di dinamite!
Which means: My spouse is constipated. We need dynamite!

To use when running for your life from wolves in Norway:

Spiser ikke meg sote lille valpen
Which means : Don't eat me cute little puppy

Overheard in a restaurant in Little Italy:

Hey Vinnie, it's Two fingered Tony. The plumber said he wants ta see ya.
Which means: Run like hell. The place is run by the mob.

May these phrases serve you well. Feel free to add your own helpful tidbits.



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